I need help removing her.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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