He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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