if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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