i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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