so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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