It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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