I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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