is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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