Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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