if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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