I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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