Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So. Much. Porn.
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