Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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