i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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