I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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