Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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