She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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