Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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