ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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