I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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