Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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