I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My vagina just clenched in fear
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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