Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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