You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have demons in me.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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