she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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