How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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