drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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