Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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