Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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