we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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