I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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