And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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