So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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