so let's talk penis.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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