so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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