I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Operation Purity has been aborted
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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