So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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