I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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