She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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