The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Randomize
