I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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