i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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