She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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