If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Operation Purity has been aborted
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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