I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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