It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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