his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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