best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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