its not stalking. its research.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
