I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
