She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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